Katie MacAlister famous quotes

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Doctors #Guardian

You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Going Away #Naked #Tonight

What do you know about dragons?” “They're big, scaly, four-legged creatures with wings who terrorized small villages until a virgin was offered up as a sacrifice.” His grinned again. “I do miss the virgins.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Sacrifice #Dragons #Wings

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Thinking #Wonderful #Refreshing

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Mean #Appreciated #Hours

Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was
-- Katie MacAlister

#Safety #Way #Scarves

I walked over to Drake and stomped on his foot. Hard. "What will I give you to help me? What will I give you?" He stood on one leg rubbing his foot, grinning a grin so steamy, it almost melted my underwear. "I never doubted you would defeat her. You are my mate. You could do no less." I pointed a finger at him. "You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Feet #Giving #Going Away

Jim eyed me for a couple of seconds, then got off the bed and went to curl up on the pile of blankets I'd arranged as its bed. "I don't suppose you'd care to lend me a couple hundred euros?" I pointed at the wall. It turned its back to me so I could get into the nightgown Perdita had lent me. "You are not going to bet on me. Or against me. No betting whatsoever. Got that?" Jim huffed and settled down for the night. "You sure do know how to take all the fun out of life. Bet you even made Drake use a condom.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Couple #Fun #Wall

I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Mother #Hard Work #Easy

A knife!" I yelled, still brandishing my pillow. "Jim, I command you to get me a gelding knife. If this guy wants to be a stallion—" He dissolved in a flurry of white smoke even before I could finish the sentence. Ha! Victorious again!" Yeah," Jim drawled while I remade the bed and fluffed up my pillows. "Aisling, two; sexy, naked men who just want to give her the pleasure of a lifetime with no commitment, zero.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Sexy #Zero #Commitment

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Stupid #Men #Dense

He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?
-- Katie MacAlister

#Heart #Cutting #Males

He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going to be back, but suggests we put off the wedding for a few days. The rotter! How dare he just zoom off and not tell me where he’s going, or who he’s going to help, or what exactly he’s up to!” Yeah, how dare he go out and be all heroic and stuff when you want him here slobbering over your big boobs.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Want #Stuff #Zoom

Stay here til I come to fetch you." I no longer recognize you in the Republic of Joy," I loftily informed him. "Our diplomatic ties are severed." Unsever them," he growled, "or the Country of Raphael will be forced to declare your republic a protectorate." Dictator," I muttered. For life," he agreed.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Country #Ties #Joy

He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath caught in my throat as he reached out and brushed a strand of hair where it had flown across my cheek. 'I believe we do have unfinished business.' 'Good.' I gulped, suddenly one big mass of tingling body parts that wanted an immediate introduction to all of his body parts. I tried to slam down a mental barrier between his mind and mine, but it did no good. The cheerleaders in my groin were setting up fundraising car washes to finance a field trip to his groin.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Believe #Eye #Fundraising

Why are you taking your breasts away?” -Dane “Cernunnos” Hearne
-- Katie MacAlister

#Breasts

Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare
-- Katie MacAlister

#Important #Dresses #Cost

His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?
-- Katie MacAlister

#Beautiful #Laughter #Home

I should warn you, I’m an expert on vampires. I’ve seen every episode made of Buffy, Angel, and Forever Knight, so don’t think a little fang-flashing is going to scare me.” – Nell to Adrian Oh, my God! You bit me on the leg! You drank my blood! I am not an appetizer!” You are much more then an appetizer. You are a twelve-course banquet. – Nell & Adrian I slid my tongue around the glossy enamel of his teeth, pausing to stroke down the length of an elongated canine tooth. Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? – Nell
-- Katie MacAlister

#Stupid #Angel #Kissing

I've wanted you since the moment you tried to run me over. You are unlike any woman I have met before. You are strong, and courageous, and you do not suffer fools...
-- Katie MacAlister

#Running #Strong #Over You

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish
-- Katie MacAlister

#Broken Heart #Soul #Tears

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Broken Heart #Heart #My Heart

Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you - Nell Harris
-- Katie MacAlister

#Color #Giants #Different

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy ***** and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—
-- Katie MacAlister

#Mean #Hair #Hey

What's a friend for if not to face almost certain death with, eh?
-- Katie MacAlister

#Faces #Certain Death #Certain

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Men #Would Be #Mouths

You do not interrupt a man when he is explaining his master plan after having been soundly defeated. Don't you watch any James Bond Movies?
-- Katie MacAlister

#Men #Watches #Defeated

What do you know about women?" They smell nice, they don't like to be told they can't do something, and, when they're naked, they hold some sort of mystical power that overrides our brains and makes us do and say things that would normally be inconceivable.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Nice #Smell #Brain

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Faces #Your Face #Horrible

Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone's anemic; are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever bitten you? If you run out of blood, do you shrivel up like a really old orange?
-- Katie MacAlister

#Running #Orange #Blood

My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's better than reality TV, Internet ***** sites, and the trashloids all put together.' - Jim
-- Katie MacAlister

#Reality #Two #Together

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Mules #Matter #Missionary

You are mine, Aisling. You are mine today, tomorrow and five hundred years from now. You will always be mine. I do not give up my treasures, kincsem. You would do well to remember that.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Giving Up #Years #Today

Those who play with fire should expect to be consumed by it.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Fire #Play #Should

Women are such contrary creatures when it comes to sex. You parade around like scantily clad vixens but blush when you're caught staring at the erections you cause.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Sex #Vixens #Causes

You taste of the cool water that hides deep in a stream. You taste of the night air, soft and scented and mysterious. The taste of you drives me wild. I want to be with you, be inside you, shout to the world that you are mine at the same time I want to keep you hidden where you will exist only for me. You make me feel invincible, little bird.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Night #Air #Water

I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!
-- Katie MacAlister

#Soul #Beloved #Let Me

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Dresses #Burn Out

I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake
-- Katie MacAlister

#Love You #Kissing #Hug

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy
-- Katie MacAlister

#Joy #Obnoxious #Concerned

Well, possibly," I said, feeling my lips twitch again. "But maybe first you would tell us why you chose to manifest yourself in the form of Shirley Temple as last seen on the 'Good Ship Lollipop'?" The demon twirled around, its big pink sash fluttering as it smoothed down its dress and frilly little petticoat. "My grotesque form isn't making you sick with fright?" We both shook our heads, Noelle with a hand over her mouth to keep from laughing out loud. "Shirley Temple at her pinnacle was frightening," I finally told it, "but not in the sense I think you mean.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Mean #Thinking #Hands

I don't like this." "I know you don't, my little spaetzel. But I am too worn out to run from both the police and your murderous twin, and Damian's looking peaky, plus Christian did apologize for trying to kill us earlier." "I wasn't talking about that. It's your lamentable habit of using completely unsuitable love names for me that gives me grief," Adrian groused. "I am not a lambypie, nor am I a spaetzel.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Christian #Running #Grief

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Voice #Baths #Accusation

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?
-- Katie MacAlister

#Stupid #Kissing #Vampire

Tully/Ysolde: "Brom?" I asked, releasing his head. He reeled backwards for a moment, his eyes huge. "Are you all right?" Brom: "I couldn't breathe," he said, giving my ***** a wary glance.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Eye #Giving #Breathe

An hour and seven minutes after walking up. I stood with Noelle outside the Trust's house and prepared to raise my first -- and hopefully only -- demon. Three minutes after that I looked at my demon and burst into laughter. "What?" the demon asked, turning its head 360 degrees to examine itself "What's so Funny?" "Why is the Summoner laughing and crying at the same time? I don't see what's so funny. I'm a demon; where's my respect? Where's the fear and cowering before me?
-- Katie MacAlister

#Laughter #Laughing #House

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.
-- Katie MacAlister

#Funny Inspirational #World #Saving