Zsa Zsa Gabor famous quotes

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Girl

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Years #Twenties #Lovers

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Love #Inspirational #Life

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Love #Funny #Marriage

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Sex #Married

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Inspiration #Should #Obligation

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Memorable #Thinking #Names

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Divorce #Gideon #Settlement

Macho does not prove mucho
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Inspiration #Doe #Prove

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Beautiful #Jealous #Beautiful Women

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Marriage #Art #Husband

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Funny #Life #Witty

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Thank You #Funny Love #Clever

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Funny #Women #Lost Love

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Clever #House #Housekeeping

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Divorce #Funny Relationship #Men

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Life #Marriage #Broken Heart

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Girl #Dog #Sex

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Giving #Answers #Firsts

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Single #Sleep #Bed

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Dog #Animal #Men

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Women #Men #Want

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Marriage #Sex #Married

Macho doesn't prove mucho.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Men #Prove #Macho

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Stupid #Class #People

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Names #Remember #Darling

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Beauty #Men #Ugly

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Funny #Marriage #Witty

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Sex #Years #Two

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Love #Eye #Men

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Husband #Believe #Three

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Men #Long #Cash

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Perfect #Stranger #Perfect Strangers

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Love Is #Weakness

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Beautiful #Intelligent #Important

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Funny #Girl #Women

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Hate #Believe #Complaining

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#School #Different

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Intellectual #Type

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#People