"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."

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Zsa Zsa Gabor

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I had four gold medals, but you can't eat four gold medals.”
“I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.”
“Woodstock - I didn't see anybody play, except when I was standing backstage waiting to go on, because it was so muddy. And the weather was so horrible, you literally couldn't get there except by helicopter.”
“What if Jesus' secret message reveals a secret plan?â€. What if he didn't come to start a new religion-but rather came to start a political, social, religious, artistic, economic, intellectual, and spiritual revolution that would give birth to a new world?”

Source : Brian D. McLaren (2007). “The Secret Message of Jesus: Uncovering the Truth that Could Change Everything”, p.4, Thomas Nelson Inc
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.”
“The most important thing that a young athlete must do it pick the right sport. Not one that they like just a little bit, but one that they love. Because,if they don't really love their sport, they won't work as hard as they should. Me? I loved to hit.”
“I'm in the strange position of the world drifting away from me, but you know what? I'm actually quite content with that. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. I don't feel like, 'Oh God, I'm being left behind.'”
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.”

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