Tampons famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I want to have tampons as merch that say â€˜Periods are punk.'
-- Charli XCX

#Tampons #Want #Punk
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.
-- Gillian Flynn

#Thinking #Tampons #Pads
Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and more, between the legs, from behind, in the mouth.
-- Gillian Flynn

#Mouths #Tampons #Body
Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it.
-- John Gierach

#Tampons #Okay
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Air #Feet #Tampons
Even Solon Gregg was finding it hard to speak to a woman who had just paid hard cash for tampons and on her face wore the look of a woman who meant to use them, as advertised.
-- Lewis Nordan

#Looks #Use #Tampons
Take your ***** tampon out and tell me what you have to say.
-- Rahm Emanuel

#Crazy #Tampons
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
-- Samantha Bee

#Sex #Half #Tampons

The minute I sit down and think 'Okay, this must be KID SAFE!' my Muse develops Tourrette's and goes to lunch with Clive Barker, and my mind plunges into the gutter and I draw an appalling blank on anything that is not violent, gory, profanity laden, or depraved. So I think the only way I can ever do kid's books if I plan not to do kid's books. If that makes any sense.
I was terribly shy and never said anything in class. Then I started getting into school plays. When you've got words to say, you've got a sort of armour.
Ignorance and arrogance are a lethal combination. Nowhere do we see that more clearly among writers and performers who pontificate as historians when they know nothing about history.
It is my view that there is no sensible military use for nuclear weapons, whether "strategic" weapons, "tactical" weapons, "theatre" weapons, weapons at sea or weapons in space...
Misery is not given by anyone or anything in life. It is your own mind which makes you miserable or happy and uplifted.
Each time that you don't know you are choosing, then of those choices you are not the chooser.
According to inflation, the more than 100 billion galaxies, sparkling throughout space like heavenly diamonds, are nothing but quantum mechanics writ large across the sky. To me, this realization is one of the greatest wonders of the modern scientific age.
Cooperation in the most natural thing in the world
Let all the time you can get be spent in trying to learn to read.
Being is desirable because it is identical with Beauty, and Beauty is loved because it is Being. We ourselves possess Beauty when we are true to our own being; ugliness is in going over to another order; knowing ourselves, we are beautiful; in self-ignorance, we are ugly.