Kelly Ripa famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Interesting #Looks #Lasts
I think children are like pancakes: You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Children #Thinking #Get Better
Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Girl #Giving Up #Cheerleading
Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go, 'Wait a minute! Oh my gosh, you guys! Calm down! You'll forget in three days what you were fighting about. I promise. So just let it marinate a little bit-that's my best love advice.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Best Love #Fighting #Guy
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Math #Skills #Waiting
I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Inspirational #Thinking #Needs
If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Winning #Trying #Natural
I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Jeans #Together #Enough
I had a picture-perfect childhood. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.
-- Kelly Ripa

#June #Perfect #Childhood
My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Jobs #Luxury #Lucky
If I've had a bad day, if I'm feeling stressed out, if I'm feeling overwhelmed - it takes it all away. It's my antidote for everything. If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Bad Day #Feel Better #Emotional
If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Feel Better #Emotional #Upheaval
If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.
-- Kelly Ripa

#House #Cheesecake
I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Wells
I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Tanning #Quitting #Grows
It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Eye #Artist #Makeup
When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Kids #Remember
Sleeping is not something I do a lot of,
-- Kelly Ripa

#Sleep
Woo-hoo! I'm 40. I can say that now.
-- Kelly Ripa
I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Wise #Strong #Heart
I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Exercise #Mind #Littles
I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Heart #Thinking #Important
I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Work Out #Three #Week
I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time.
-- Kelly Ripa

#School #Kids #Work Out
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.
-- Kelly Ripa

#Air #Feet #Tampons

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