"Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air."

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“The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.”
“The bristling eyebrows shot up in mock surprise. Mesmerized, the boy watched them disappear under the hanging thatch of white hair. There, almost coyly, they remained just out of sight for a moment, before suddenly descending with a terrible finality and weight.”
“Emigration is no longer a solution; it's a defeat. People are risking death, drowning every day, but they're knocking on doors that are not open.”
“Men in general are too material and do not make enough human contacts. If we search for the fundamentals which actually motivate us we will find that they come under four headings: love, money, adventure and religion. It is to some of them that we always owe that big urge which pushes us onward. Men who crush these impulses and settle down to everyday routine are bound to sink into mediocrity. No man is a complete unit of himself; he needs the contact, the stimulus and the driving power which is generated by his contact with other men, their ideas, and constantly changing scenes.”
“Peace is not achievable as a direct object of purposeful behaviour.”
“As a matter of fact I trade in accordance to my means and always leave myself an ample margin of safety.”
“I don't make a lot of mistakes, because it's hard for me to be wrong”
“Things like that become a blur - shot at some soundstage, somewhere - that's as much as I can remember.”

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