John Gierach famous quotes

They say you forget your troubles on a trout stream, but that's not quite it. What happens is that you begin to see where your troubles fit into the grand scheme of things, and suddenly they're just not such a big deal anymore.
-- John Gierach

#Fishing #Trout #Forget You

The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be.
-- John Gierach

#Fishing #Problem #Should

I think I fish, in part, because it's an anti-social, bohemian business that, when gone about properly, puts you forever outside the mainstream culture without actually landing you in an institution.
-- John Gierach

#Thinking #Fishing #Forever

Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.
-- John Gierach

#Fishing #Long #Idiot

Really, the only thing a psychiatrist can do that a good (fishing) guide can't is write prescriptions.
-- John Gierach

#Writing #Fishing #Guides

If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong.
-- John Gierach

#Fishing #People #Away From You

Maybe your stature as a fly fisherman isn't determined by how big a trout you can catch, but by how small a trout you can catch without being disappointed.
-- John Gierach

#Trout #Determined #Fisherman

I necessarily fear change except that it's so seldom for the better. It's just that I can live with any number of things going straight to hell as long as these streams continue to hold up. If this amounts to living in a fool's paradise, don't waste your time trying to explain that to the fool.
-- John Gierach

#Numbers #Long #Trying

It's an odd fact of life that whichever side of the stream you're on, two-thirds of the best water is out of reach on the other side.
-- John Gierach

#Lakes #Sea #Fishing

Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying, ‘Okay, I’m in the tampon aisle, but I don’t see it.'
-- John Gierach

#Men #Phones #Self

Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn't exist, but if some people have them, then you'd better have one, too, just in case.
-- John Gierach

#Rights #People #Nuclear

The best fisherman I know try not to make the same mistakes over and over again; instead they strive to make new and interesting mistakes and to remember what they learned from them.
-- John Gierach

#Mistake #Fishing #Interesting

I used to like fishing because I thought it had some larger significance. Now I like fishing because it's the one thing I can think of that probably doesn't.
-- John Gierach

#Thinking #Fishing #Used

Fly tackle has improved considerably since 1676, when Charles Cotton advised anglers to 'fish fine and far off,' but no one has ever improved on that statement.
-- John Gierach

#Fishing #Cotton #Anglers

Fishing in rainy conditions may make fisherman seem crazy to the great mass of unimaginative people, but then few fishermen care what they think
-- John Gierach

#Crazy #Thinking #Lakes

Successful trout fishing isn't a matter of brute force or even persistence, but something more like infiltration.
-- John Gierach

#Successful #Persistence #Lakes

Flyfishing does have its social aspects - on some of our crowded trout streams it can get too social - but esentially it's a solitary, contemplative sport. People are left alone with themselves in beautiful surroundings to try to accomplish something that seems to have genuine value.
-- John Gierach

#Beautiful #Sports #Rivers

Fly-fishing is solitary, contemplative, misanthropic, scientific in some hands, poetic in others, and laced with conflicting aesthetic considerations. It's not even clear if catching fish is actually the point.
-- John Gierach

#Hands #Fishing #Poetic

Luckily, though, there are still a few guys around who will look you straight in the eye and say, eloquently and to the point, ‘It’s been too ***** hot for too long and the river has gone off.’
-- John Gierach

#Eye #Rivers #Long

Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it.
-- John Gierach

#Tampons #Okay

Something to think about: If you fish the wrong fly long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right fly.
-- John Gierach

#Thinking #Fishing #Long

We do have to think seriously about conservation now, although it is chilling to realize there are catch-and-release fishermen alive today who don't know how to clean and fry a fish.
-- John Gierach

#Thinking #Lakes #Sea

Accurately recalling an entire day of fishing is like trying to push smoke back down a chimney, so you settle on these specific moments.
-- John Gierach

#Lakes #Sea #Fishing

From my own experience I can say that a bad back makes you hike slower, stove-up knees keep you from wading confidently, tendinitis of the elbows buggers your casting, and a dose of giardia can send you dashing to the bushes fifteen times in an afternoon, but although none of this is fun, it's discernibly better than not fishing.
-- John Gierach

#Fun #Lakes #Sea

Trout aren't naturally as selective as they've become in crowded tailwaters - they've been trained to be like that by too much fishing pressure. I've seen tailwater fish that are so hysterical they'll refuse naturals. You wonder how they get enough to eat.
-- John Gierach

#Lakes #Sea #Fishing

I like to do every operation the same way on each fly. In the course of tying a batch of flies, I might get an idea on how to do something differently, but try to save it to try out later rather than break my comfortable rhythm. I don't worry about forgetting it. In my experience good ideas stay with you, while bad ones go back to where they came from, and good riddance.
-- John Gierach

#Lakes #Sea #Fishing

I don't really know how to tie a fly until I've tied a hundred dozen of them.
-- John Gierach

#Lakes #Sea #Fishing

Fish sense, applied in the field, is what the old Zen masters would call enlightenment: simply the ability to see what's right there in front of you without having to sift through a lot of thoughts and theories and, yes, expensive fishing tackle.
-- John Gierach

#Lakes #Sea #Fishing

If we carry purism to it's logical conclusion, to do it right {fishing} you'd have to live naked in a cave, hit your trout on the head with rocks, and eat them raw. But, so as not to violate another essential element of the fly-fishing tradition, the rocks would have to be quarried in England and cost $300 each.
-- John Gierach

#Rocks #Fishing #Trout

I still enjoy the company of most dogs more than that of most people, because dogs are capable of uncomplicated enthusiasm.
-- John Gierach

#Dog #People #Enthusiasm

The things fishermen know about trout aren't facts but articles of faith.
-- John Gierach

#Lakes #Sea #Fishing

Sure, it was your idea and your fly, but he caught the big fish. Remember, fairness is a human idea largely unknown in nature.
-- John Gierach

#Life #Ideas #Big Fish