"Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!"

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Source : Samantha Bee (2011). “I Know I Am, But What Are You?”, p.99, Simon and Schuster

Samantha Bee

#Sex Quotes #Half Quotes #Tampons Quotes

“The first week I was in Iraq, I said, "This is what I want to do. I want to be a reporter and to tell stories of people whose stories would not be told if we don't gather them." It's part of what I think of as the one-two punch of journalism. You're trying to give voice to the voiceless, and then you're also trying to hold those in power accountable, regardless of what party they're in.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“As a teenager I started painting and playing guitar...Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel...This song ("Until It's Time for You To Go") popped into my head while I was falling in love with someone I knew couldn't stay with me. The words are about honesty and freedom inside the heart.”
“People are willing to get short-term gains at the risk of long-term choices...”
“You have to rely on your support system. Growing up, I always thought it was a sign of weakness to ask for help, but now I realize it's really a sign of strength to say, 'I need help, I can't do it all.'”
“Everything about my politics has been about the future”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I am not an action hero. That is not the only thing I did in my career. Many people know me because of my work with Pedro AlmodÃ³var, or theater or films that I have done, aside from that. But, that was a part of my career that I embrace. I loved movies like Zorro and Desperado and The 13th Warrior, and other movies like that, that I have done and that contain some action, but it's not the only thing that I do.”
“No doubt the [presedential] campaigns have reflected some anxiety, anger, and resentment in the nation at large, and we must try to understand these attitudes in the electorate.”

Source : Source: www.commonwealmagazine.org
“The aim of education is the condition of suspended judgment on everything.”

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