"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

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Milton Berle

#Funny Quotes #Hilarious Quotes #Mom Quotes

“The master who fears the choices his people will make enough to take those choices away isn't worth serving.”
“The best anti-poverty program is a world-class education.”
“Slow down. Calm down. Don't worry. Don't hurry. Trust the process.”
“Luck is not chance, it's toil; fortune's expensive smile is earned.”
“My salvation has very little to do with anything that I have done... Jesus will go to any lengths to draw us to himself.”
“When you see something that's so excellent it can be intimidating to walk into it no matter how many people you know.”
“In Kurdistan, theres a lot of hardship - a lot of wars, a lot of bitter and difficult lifestyles. And witnessing all those made me a director.”
“Change generally pleases the rich. [Lat., Plerumque gratae divitibus vices.]”

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