"Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!"

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“I had individuals in my life to help me make the right decisions because it wasn't about them accepting handouts. It was about them making the right decisions for me.”

Source : "Alonzo Mourning: The Edge of Sports Interview". Interview with Dave Zirin, bleacherreport.com. January 27, 2009.
“The willow turns his back on inclement weather. And if he can do it, we can do it.”
“I'm not in the business of being "friendly."”
“It is not man's dreams that fail him. It is the lack of know-how required to bring those dreams into actuality.”
“Reworking other tracks is also quite cool.”

Source : Source: www.independentphilly.com
“Apparently a great many people have forgotten that the framers of our Constitution went to such great effort to create an independent judicial branch that would not be subject to retaliation by either the executive branch or the legislative branch because of some decision made by those judges.”
“Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.”
“My life, between 22 yards for 24 years... It's hard to imagine that this is coming to an end.”

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