"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."

-- Emo Philips

#Good Day Quotes #Devil Quotes #Life Is Quotes

“When all by myself, I can think of all kinds of clever remarks, quick comebacks to what no one said, and flashes of witty sociability with nobody. But all of this vanishes when I face someone in the flesh: I lose my intelligence, I can no longer speak, and after half an hour I just feel tired. Talking to people makes me feel like sleeping. Only my ghostly and imaginary friends, only the conversations I have in my dreams, are genuinely real and substantial.”
“Yet there are times when a deeper need enters, when we want the poem to be not only pleasurably right but compellingly wise, not only a surprising variation played upon the world, but a re-tuning of the world itself.”
“O frost bitten blossoms, That are unfolding your wings From out the envious black branches. Bloom quickly and make much of the sunshine. The twigs conspire against you! Hear hem! They hold you from behind.”
“Have you ever felt really close to someone? So close that you can't understand why you and the other person have two separate bodies, two separate skins?”

Source : Nancy Garden (2017). “Annie on My Mind”, p.52, Open Road Media
“Skepticism, not cleanliness, is next to godliness. Skepticism is the father of freedom. It is like the pry that holds open the door for truth to slip in.”

Source : Gerry Spence (1999). “Give Me Liberty: Freeing Ourselves in the Twenty-First Century”, p.164, St. Martin's Press
“May we soon enjoy the fruits of our labor in a peaceful and united Germany.”
“All creative effort - including the making of an omelet - is preceded by destruction.”
“I don't like myself, and I don't like to be looked at.”

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