"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."

-- W. C. Fields

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Money Quotes

“There are enough people in the world who are going to write you off. You don't need to do that to yourself.”

Source : Susan Boyle (2010). “The Woman I Was Born to Be: My Story”, p.174, Simon and Schuster
“Science is starting to show that our brains are less able to detect calories in liquids. So, people in the know, including food industry executives, when they run into health trouble, the first thing they do is cut calories out of all the liquids that they drink as a way of maintaining their weight.”
“I turned atheist in the 90s when India went through troubled times - communal riots, bomb blasts... Mumbai, where I live, was badly affected. I blamed religion; also, extremists on both sides - right and left.”
“In fact, of all hoodoos in Wall Street I think the resolve to induce the stock market to act as a fairy godmother is the busiest and most persistent.”

Source : Edwin Lefevre (2013). “Reminiscences of a Stock Operator”, p.261, Lulu Press, Inc
“Most historians agree that Abraham Lincoln was the most important man to ever occupy the White House because he abolished slavery and kept the states united through a bloody civil war.”
“Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.”
“You have no choice but to operate in a world shaped by globalization and the information revolution. There are two options: adapt or die.”

Source : "High Output Management". Book by Andrew Grove, p. 229, 1995.
“What are we doing here, that is the question.”

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