"A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

-- Henny Youngman

#Drinking Quotes #Beer Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“I do not wish to grow old, to outlive my illusions. Only a short respite from cares and sorrow, a brief time of flowers, and music, and love, and laughter, and ecstatic tears.”

Source : Anne Reeve Aldrich (1899). “A Village Ophelia”
“Until you start thinking right, you will never start behaving right. Repentance always deals with the changing of the mind.”
“The ability to help the people around me self-actualize their goals underlines the single aspect of my abilities and the label that I value mostâ€”teacher.”

Source : Bill Walsh, Steve Jamison, Craig Walsh (2009). “The Score Takes Care of Itself: My Philosophy of Leadership”, p.25, Penguin
“Climate change is such a huge issue that it requires strong, concerted, consistent and enduring action by governments.”
“Our Lady is always close to us, especially when we feel the weight of life with all its problems”
“Enthusiasm is that ingredient of vitality mixed with a firm belief in what you are doing that ensures the success of any project you undertake.”
“I believe I accepted the first hit of crack because I am an addict, and that's what addicts do. There was nothing extraordinary going on in my life at the time - nothing beyond the normal pressures and ups and downs that all people face. I did not believe I would be hooked. I think that is probably true of most addicts and alcoholics. I haven't met anyone yet who said he or she took their first hit or drink knowing or even suspecting they would drink alcoholically or become addicted.”
“Families are the treasure of heaven.”

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