"I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is."

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Carrie Snow

“Rent' was my first professional job, ever.”
“David James is frustrated because he thinks us being bottom isn't helping his chances with England. I think it gives him more chance to show his ability.”
“At the start, I had no idea to go into fashion, because I thought people would think I was stupid. I don't worry about those things anymore.”

Source : "Comedians and their parents: Nina Conti and father Tom". Interview with Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. December 14, 2013.
“It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.”
“Do something others will have the desire to plagiarize but will find difficult to do.”
“Don't be an agnostic. Be something.”
“And I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. If we read of one man robbed, or murdered, or killed by accident, or one house burned, or one vessel wrecked, or one steamboat blown up, or one cow run over on the Western Railroad, or one mad dog killed, or one lot of grasshoppers in the winter, - we need never read of another. One is enough. If you are acquainted with the principle, what do you care for a myriad instances and applications?”
“The standard definition of AI is that which we don't understand.”

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