"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

-- W. C. Fields

#Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Sleep Quotes

“Growing up, being watched from the outside... it's kind of very taxing and maybe I should just do some kind of manual labor-it might be more relaxing. But I can't, it's not in my nature.”
“I know who I am. I am not perfect. I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world. But I'm one of them.”
“But sticking to rules just because they're there does not make them right. You need to learn when the rules should be broken.”

Source : Ilsa J. Bick (2011). “Ashes”, p.270, Carolrhoda Lab ™
“I hope you live a life youâ€™re proud of. If you find that youâ€™re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.”
“A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.”
“Woe to that nation whose literature is cut short by the intrusion of force. This is not merely interference with freedom of the press but the sealing up of a nation's heart, the excision of its memory.”
“The mercy of the West has been social revolution; the mercy of the East has been individual insight into the basic self/void.”
“I've never had my heart broken. It's a very sad state of affairs. I think everybody should have their heart broken. I don't think it says anything good about me at all.”

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