"I rant, therefore I am"

-- Dennis Miller

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“I believe that all people that are successful should pay back their cities, their states, their towns, our country.”
“Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you havenâ€™t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. Itâ€™s a ripe, gassy odour, like rotting eggs and meat gone bad, crawling blind with maggots. Itâ€™s road kill and decayed food and body odour all rolled into one package and tied up with puke.”
“I believe that successfully addressing our national security needs while protecting our basic freedoms and civil liberties requires continual Congressional oversight, and I will continue to work to assert the role of this body in carrying out this grave responsibility.”
“Define the space horizontally rather than vertically in movie widescreen, 2.35:1 just having that rectangular shape and when you think of great horror movies like Halloween and Jaws that just really exploit the space so well and I just think we would have so many more opportunities in creating suspense and shocks.”

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“Once I got my business degree I realized I didn't want to do business anymore. My passion started to kick in and say, "Are you really sure this is what you want to do with the rest of your life? Are you 100% positive?"”
“Man is not a mind that thinks, but a being who knows other beings as true, who loves them as good and who enjoys them as beautiful. For all that which is, down to the humblest form of existence, exhibits the inseparableÂ privilegesÂ of being, which are truth, goodness, and beauty.”
“I'd like to think I've left something in the world. Without in any way trying to be morbid, but life is very short, and I'd like to think I'd leave some body of work that would inspire other musicians long after I've gone.”
“Day after day, I spent long afternoons in the talent pool, being told how to walk, how to talk, how to sit.”

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