"I don't think comedians make an active decision to be a certain "persona." Comedians write the way they're going to write."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Writing Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Decision Quotes

“I had done a lot of plays, particularly at my own theater in LA, and it was the first time in my theatrical life where I didn't feel that my role was also to keep everybody else working hard.”
“Well, there arenâ€™t any graves in mundane wedding ceremonies,â€ said Tessa. â€œThough your ability to quote the Bible is impressive. Better than my aunt Harrietâ€™s.â€ â€œDid you hear that, James? She just compared us to her aunt Harriet.”
“Goodness is about character - integrity, honesty, kindness, generosity, moral courage, and the like. More than anything else, it is about how we treat other people.”

Source : FaceBook post by Dennis Prager from Sep 07, 2014
“I was engaged in what I believe to be the most thrilling industry in the world-aviation. My heart still leaps when I see a tiny two-seater plane soaring gracefully through the sky. Our great airlines awe me. Yet I know they were not produced in a day or a decade.”
“There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.”
“But the nature of my main work in chemistry can be better represented by more than 280 English publications, of which roughly 200 concern the theory of chemical reactions and related subjects.”

Source : Kenichi Fukui (1997). “Frontier Orbitals and Reaction Paths: Selected Papers of Kenichi Fukui”, p.151, World Scientific
“Here is what we know after more than a decade of Republican rule: Texas works. Even 'The New York Times' let it slip into its pages that, 'Texas is the future.'”
“Parents must have the courage to say no, to defend truth, and to bear powerful testimony.”

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