"There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment."

-- Rita Rudner

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“And I just think that to introduce an unknown Shakespeare is thrilling, too - not to do Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet, to do the richer Shakespeare. People will come to this and not know the story.”
“My government, a government of national unity, will make all necessary structural reforms.”

Source : "Greek Cypriots elect Nicos Anastasiades as president" by Helena Smith, www.theguardian.com. February 24, 2013.
“Every time a value is born, existence takes on a new meaning; every time one dies, some part of that meaning passes away.”
“I want to be respected as a writer and, like I said, I was really sick of people saying I was a two dimensional character. I want more to my legacy, I guess.”

Source : "Cakes, Saint, Love, & Hip Hop". Interview with Saint, www.interviewmagazine.com. December 19, 2014.
“I love to walk in the forest and take my bike. I love to watch the little birdies. I'm a green person.”
“When there is no feeling of accomplishment, children fail to develop properly and old people rapidly decline.”
“Until you find something worth dying for, you're not really living.”

Source : Song: Carry Me High, Album: God, 1996
“But comedy I'd love to do as much as humanly possible.”

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