"May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!""

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Danny Baker

#Funny Quotes #School Quotes #Hymns Quotes

“Just as gold tarnished in depth (cf. Jms. 5:3) cannot be properly purified and restored to its proper brightness unless it is cast in the fire and thoroughly hammered with mallets, so when the soul has been tarnished with the rust of sin and become thoroughly useless it cannot be cleansed and recover its original beauty unless it meets many trials and enter into the furnace of tribulations.”
“Never, never and never again shall it be that this beautiful land will again experience the oppression of one by another.”
“Wringin' your hands only stops you from rollin' up your sleeves.”
“Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not.”
“Full many a gem of purest ray serene The dark unfathom'd caves of ocean bear: Full many a flower is born to blush unseen, And waste its sweetness on the desert air.”

Source : Jane Austen, Bharat Tandon (2012). “Emma: An Annotated Edition”, p.322, Harvard University Press
“Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy.”
“I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk, yoghurt. My own wheat. I'm basically self-sufficient.”
“We certainly have at present the dismal situation that the most imaginative men are directed by a group, the top managers, who are among the least.”

Source : Paul Goodman (2011). “Growing Up Absurd: Problems of Youth in the Organized Society”, p.89, New York Review of Books

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