"Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape."

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Source : "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

Dave Attell

#Growing Up Quotes #Dad Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Our ignorance of God is too great, because our estimations of God are too little.”

Source : Stephen Charnock (1815). “The Works of the Late Rev. Stephen Charnock ... With a Prefatory Dedication and Memoir”, p.666
“You can "prove" anything on the verbal level, just be accepting the necessary axioms at the beginning.”
“Life's difficulties are merely necessary roughage.”
“But what she was really trying to say was this: I like music better than anything in the world, after you.”
“Hope is a stance, not an assessment.”
“I don't back down. I don't cave when the pressure gets too great from these partisan political ideological forces.”
“The reason that I'm an actor, or an artist, is ultimately because I'm trying to paint a self-portrait, and the most complete and beautiful self-portrait that you can.”

Source : "Terrence Dashon Howard: A rising star". Interview with Jason Zingale, www.bullz-eye.com. August 05, 2005.
“My eldest son George had acute myeloid leukaemia when he was a tiny baby, he is now 20 and doing very well. He is a mini-miracle in many ways.”

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