"I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward."

-- Henny Youngman

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“Marcos is all the exploited, marginalised, oppressed minorities resisting and saying "Enough!" He is every minority who is now beginning to speak and every majority that must shut up and listen. He is every untolerated group searching for a way to speak. Everything that makes power and the good consciences of those in power uncomfortable - this is Marcos.”

Source : "'Marcos is Gay'". Greeb Left Weekly, Issue 296, www.greenleft.org.au. November 05, 1997.
“Civility is a charm that attracts the love of all men.”
“You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor.”
“Remember you are a different person now than before, you are wiser & stronger for the trials that you have been through.”
“Abraham Lincoln did not contend that his actions were immune from Congressional correction; on the contrary, he specifically said he was acting beyond the present provisions in the expectation that congress would retroactively approve, which they did. He did not say anything like Richard Nixon: if the president does it is legal.”
“I am Puerto Rican. I think Latinas are sexy, and being one, it has influenced a lot of my style, but being an official Los Angelite, this town has influenced most of my daily style, which is relaxed & easy.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I have a history of eating disorders but, as a mother, you think of being an example to your child. I'm so much more balanced than I was.”
“We were taught instead of just reading about life we needed to go out and live it.”

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