"The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife."

-- David Ogilvy

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“I am an atheist. I do not believe in prayers, I believe in work. And my work is that of an author. My pen is my weapon.”

Source : "One Brave Woman vs. Religious Fundamentalism: An Interview With Taslima Nasrin". Free Inquiry interview, www.secularhumanism.org. December 1, 1998.
“My dad was dead, so these streets had to raise me.”
“A worker without genius is better than a genius who won't work.”
“TMM is among the best of low-cost gold producers with strong longevity.”
“Why put make-up on when you only have to take it off again?”
“Women are much more discriminating. I think both types of people are equally interested in having an attractive partner. But women essentially give the thumbs up to only half as many guys as guys giving the thumbs up to women.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“When I was in college, I spent a summer working in London. I'd enjoyed tea before that, but then I got actual, really good tea there and never looked back.”
“The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools.”

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