"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."

-- Johnny Vegas

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“I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.”
“It seems quite proper to fear achievement, which, after all, is proof that you've successfully moved an experience from the delightfully anticipated future into the forever and sadly lost past. Avoid as long as you can the ultimate indignity: a lifetime achievement award.”
“To be confronted with a simple and unqualified evil is no doubt a kind of luxury....”
“Passion is a powerful force. Passion properly directed is unstoppable.”
“Yeah, I was born in Montreal and I go back to Vancouver and Toronto a lot, so I have a sense of being Canadian, and I was raised by two Canadians, and my wife is Canadian, so yeah, I feel it.”
“I always loved how people like Jon Voight and Laurence Olivier shocked you every time they came on-screen. They were so different each time. That's what I hope to do with acting â€” be the chameleon and not get stuck in a type.”

Source : Vanity Fair, August 1998.
“In the world of comics, Jack Kirby and Will Eisner may have been more influential artists, but Joe Kubert was its most influential man. Even if he were to be remembered solely for his body of illustration work, heâ€™d still be one of the greats, but by opening the Kubert School in 1976, he was able to personally mentor and educate literally thousands of successful artists who owe their careers to his teachings.”
“Four months filming in a foreign country. You know, it is great because you get to learn all about different cultures. I feel so much more enriched.”

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