"When I fart my ***** makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell."

-- Adam Carolla

#Smell Quotes #Sound Quotes #Ass Quotes

“I consider this a kind of neoliberalism of the Left, this rise and promotion of spontaneity above preparation.”

Source : "“Exiles From the Future”: An Interview with Vijay Prashad". Interview with Andrew Stewart, www.counterpunch.org. August 17, 2016.
“You can't get rich sitting on the bench.”
“It's good to suffer. Dont complain. Bear, bow, accept - and be grateful that God has made you suffer. For this makes you better than the people who are laughing and happy.”
“The terrorists are traitors to their own faith, trying, in effect, to hijack Islam itself. The enemy of America is not our many Muslim friends; it is not our many Arab friends. Our enemy is a radical network of terrorists, and every government that supports them.”
“In every artist we can perceive a man with both a message and a method. His message may be innate in him, but his method he has to acquire from others.”

Source : Brander Matthews (1919). “The principles of playmaking: and other discussions of the drama”
“I can walk around fine, but I don't have a desk job.”
“Aggression is simply another name for government.”

Source : Address to Unitarian Ministers, 1890.
“I feel like people can feel when something is natural. I think they can tell.”

Source : "Pusha T On Fronting, Responsibility And Kanye (Part 1)". "Microphone Check " with Frannie Kelley, Ali Shaheed Muhammad, www.npr.org. October 11, 2013.

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