"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Witty Quotes

“A man attains greatness by his merits, not simply by occupying an exalted seat. Can we call a crow an eagle (garuda) simply because he sits on the top of a tall building.”
“Throughout the nation's history, the national destiny of the United States has been understood in antimilitaristic, libertarian terms.”

Source : Hans Morgenthau (1955). “Politics Among Nations”
“Why? Why should the bond between a people and their baseball team be so intense? Fenway Park is a part of it, offering a physical continuum to the bond, not only because Papi can stand in the same batter's box as Teddy Ballgame, but also because a son might sit in the same wooden-slat seat as his father.”
“Back-to-School Chats, Advice from Mothers to Their Daughters.”

Source : "Back-to-School Chats, Advice from Mothers to Their Daughters". Book by George Bradt, September 8, 2010.
“Their love was a bright flower, youthful and radiantly beautiful.”
“It is not possible for a man to be elegant without a touch of femininity.”
“What the hell am I doing with my life?”
“The bee is more honored than other animals, not because she labors, but because she labors for others.”

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