"My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies."

-- Jackie Mason

#Comedy Quotes #Study Quotes

“The choice is not between violence and nonviolence but between nonviolence and nonexistence.”
“Exposure to a diversity of disciplines has been exceptionally helpful to me.”
“The future of marketing is not about technology”
“Evolution is a fairy tale for grown-ups.”
“I do the same things I did when I was 12 years old: I ride bikes, I read books, I walk in the woods. And I listen to music.”
“I was fifteen years old when I understood how it is that things break down: people can't imagine someone else's point of view.”
“Love the life you have while you create the life of your dreams. Don't think you have to wait for the latter to do the former.”
“I go for really smart guys, ones who are well-read and can banter and argue. Men need to be able to take me out and have a few drinks, but by the end of the night we'll be talking about Nietzsche.”

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