"I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five."

-- Henny Youngman

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“The word of God is our only standard, and the Holy Spirit our only teacher.”
“At my worst, I even resented Nic because an addict, at least when high, has a momentary respite from his suffering. There is no similar relief for parents or children or husbands or wives or others who love them.”

Source : David Sheff (2009). “Beautiful Boy: A Father's Journey Through His Son's Addiction”, p.13, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I always get to eat what I want because if I don't, I go insane.”
“I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service calledÂ â€¦Â YouTwit-face.”
“I don't care if a dude is purple with green breath as long as he can swing.”
“Buffon said unreservedly, "Genius is simply patience carried to the extreme." To those who asked how he achieved fame he replied: "By spending forty years of my life bent over my writing desk."”

Source : Santiago Ramón y Cajal, Neely Swanson, Larry W. Swanson (2004). “Advice for a Young Investigator”, p.64, MIT Press
“Sometimes you have to learn to love what's good for you.”
“All civilized people see the day beginning at dawn or a little after or a long time after or whatever time their work begins; this they lengthen according to their work, during what they call 'all day long'; and end it when they close their eyes. It is they who say the days are long. On the contrary, the days are round.”

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