"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“...it is business that can exercise the fastest degree of change by seeing the opportunity rather than the threat”
“I find it funny that people who didn't think there was any inflation in the pipeline are now talking about stagflation. This is nothing like the 1970's, which was a pretty dismal period and not just because of polyester and disco.”
“I'm progressive in some ways, old-fashioned in others. I like it when guys hold the door open and are sweet and thoughtful.”
“I think happiness is overrated. Satisfied, at peace-those would be more realistic goals.”
“I still wrestle with the catharsis of acting. I don't end up playing a lot of likable characters, so I find myself living in a lot of unlikable skin. As a result of that I don't always feel good.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“We all know that the real reason universities have students is in order to educate the professors.”
“I love to hand sew. I sometimes make clothing for my children, which of course they grow out of in a matter of minutes. I thoroughly love it.”
“The fallout from the Supreme Court halfway killing Obamacare would likely be more serious than conservatives believe...Even their own base, which has been told relentlessly that Obamacare represents the end of the America they love, might start to demand a fix once it becomes clear just what theyâ€™re missing - and what all those blue states with their own exchanges are getting.”

Source : "Killing Obamacare Halfway Is Worse For Republicans Than They Think" by Kevin Drum, www.motherjones.com. February 27, 2015.

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