"Started out, Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho... What is zaftig? Isn't that German for big fat pig? I guess I was lucky- zaftig is kind of a nice word. It could have been, Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho."

-- Margaret Cho

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“In fact my son subscribes to Pro Bull Rider magazine.”
“When your voice contradicts reality and truth, the only way to create space for it is to discredit reality and truth.”

Source : "Sarah Palin’s Lame Media Strategy" by Sarah Palin’s Lame Media Strategy, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 7, 2010.
“Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots.”
“And what constitutes evil, real evil, is the taking of a single human life. Whether a man would die tomorrow or the day after or eventually... it doesn't matter. Because if God does not exist, then life... every second of it... Is all we have.”
“Not many people ask me out.”
“I can't believe that we would lie in our graves wondering if we had spent our living days well. I can't believe that we would lie in our graves dreaming of things that we might have been.”
“Man is a machine, but a very peculiar machine. He is a machine which, in right circumstances, and with right treatment, can know that he is a machine, and having fully realized this, he may find the ways to cease to be a machine. First of all, what man must know is that he is not one; he is many. He has not one permanent and unchangeable â€œIâ€ or Ego. He is always different. One moment he is one, another moment he is another, the third moment he is a third, and so on, almost without end.”
“Stop whining; start enjoying. And when you look back at the past, make sure you're smiling.”

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