"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

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Source : "The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America". Book by Lawrence J. Epstein, 2001.

Henny Youngman

#Husband Quotes #Inspiration Quotes #Wife Quotes

“There's no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best. He's another Ryan Giggs”
“Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.”
“Everyone is an artist. Everyone is creative in their own way and that that creativity is a great thing. It's a human thing and it needs to be nurtured and it can help us go down life's path and help us to become deeper, richer, more satisfied human beings.”

Source : Source: bigthink.com
“Industry keeps the body healthy, the mind clear, the heart whole, and the purse full.”
“Seek the tarnish and you shall find”
“If you ever meet anyone who tells you his or her religion can offer all the answers, run for the hills. Or at least hide your wallet.”

Source : Greg Epstein (2009). “Good Without God: What a Billion Nonreligious People Do Believe”, p.1, Harper Collins
“When you come from a big family, you see that, growing up, you're learning how to share. Your sisters have got your back; you're not alone in this - 'We all support you!' Your family provides that; it gives you a sense of safety, and it's a very grounding feeling.”
“Looking back at it now, I really feel like it was a gift because I don't know if I have the talent to become a prima ballerina. It's such a hard job to have. I don't have any regrets about it.”

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