"Communism is like one big phone company."

-- Lenny Bruce

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“When the ranch is in peace, no other life is more perfect.”
“I'm about as healthy as a person can be. I quit smoking seven or eight years ago.”
“Technically, 'Kukla, Fran and Ollie' was a kids' show, but adults watched almost religiously - and we're talking adult adults, celebrated adults - including James Thurber, Orson Welles, John Steinbeck, Adlai E. Stevenson and lyricist Stephen Sondheim.”
“[Donald] Trump's behavior during the presidential campaign was often erratic, seemingly based on discernable personality traits, including narcissism, arrogance, impulsiveness, and a lack of predictability.”

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“There is perhaps, nothing more likely to disturb the tranquillity of nations, than their being bound to mutual contributions for any common object that does not yield an equal and coincident benefit. For it is an observation as true, as it is trite, that there is nothing men differ so readily about as the payment of money.”
“Following a terrorism-related event, fear and panic can be expected from both patients and health care providers.”
“Nobody knows much about women, not even Freud, not even women themselves. But it's like electricity: you don't need to know how it works to get a shock on the fingers.”
“I wonder what it's like to live in Tinaville. I get the feeling it's very shiny there.”

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