"When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me."

-- Dave Attell

#Native American Quotes #Kids Quotes #Pardon Me Quotes

“If you're analytical, you have to be blunt. That's by definition. You can't analyze something and not be blunt about it. What would you rather hear if not the truth?”
“People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.”
“The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe. Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?”
“We don't need no thought control.”

Source : "Another Brick in theWall (Part 2)" (song) (1979)
“It's a feeling which tells me that any woman can be beautiful in the eyes of a man who loves her.”
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
“Could it be that God was an extra-terrestrial? What do we mean when we say that heaven is in the clouds? From Jesus Christ to Elvis Presley, every culture tells us of high-flying bird men who zoom around the world creating magnificent works of art and choosing willing followers to share in the eternal glory from beyond the stars. Can all these related phenomena merely be dismissed as coincidence?”
“Exhortations to obstruct the operations of Government in detail, should; Exhortations to resist all.”

Source : James Mill (1829). “Essays on Government, Jurisprudence, Liberty of the Press, and Law of Nations. Written for the Supplement to the Encyclopædia Britannica”

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