"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."

-- Groucho Marx

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“The American Revolution was a vindication of liberties inherited and possessed. It was a conservative revolution.”
“Women are responsible for their children, they cannot sit back, waste time and see them starve.”
“Goals give purpose. Purpose gives faith. Faith gives courage. Courage gives enthusiasm. Enthusiasm gives energy. Energy gives life. Life lifts you over the bar.”
“I love acting, so it's easy when you have a passion for it. I've always found the harder you work, the luckier you get.”
“You cannot change reality, but you can control the manner in which you look at things. Your attitude is under your own control. Weed out the negative and focus on the positive!”
“Play for the guy standing next to you.”
“You know in politics you are dealing in the realm of choices. You don't always have clear-cut decision between a thoroughly principled position and a thoroughly unprincipled one. You're making snap decisions with paucity of information, generally trying to do the best that you can, but you will make errors, and sometimes it's a decision between a bad and a worse alternative. It has to be done, because we need to order our society, and of politics it can literally be said: Bad job, but someone's got to do it.”
“Yet Gotama's Dhamma is more than just a series of axioms. It is to be lived rather than simply adopted and believed in. It entails that one embrace this world in all its contingency and specificity, with all its ambiguity and flaws.”

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