"The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs."

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Henny Youngman

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“I listen to the people. That was a big reason for my life, maybe the main reason, I'm singing because I love it when people say to me, 'Thank you.' I thank them. It's a marriage.”
“It is important to find a publisher and equally important not to be noticed until your third or fourth book.”
“I'm an athlete; I've got an ego when stunt doubles have to come in. Not an ego like that, but when it comes to physical stuff, if I didn't have to have a stunt double, I would always probably do it myself unless the producers were jumping in and stopping me.”
“Each part of speech a spark awaiting redemption, each a virtue, a power in abeyance....”
“There's nothing there — get rid of that!”

Source : Joan Raphael-Leff (2001). “Pregnancy: The Inside Story”, p.22, Karnac Books
“I wasnâ€™t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him.”
“I know people who grow old and bitter. I want to keep making a fresh start. I don't want them to defeat me. That would be suicidal.”
“Much else than liberalization has happened in the nineties (in India)”

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