"The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."

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Henny Youngman

#Horse Quotes #Journey Quotes #Diaries Quotes

“The opposite of â€˜openâ€™ isnâ€™t closed. The opposite of open is broken.”
“Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.”
“I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.”
“The intellectual property situation is bad and getting worse. To be a programmer, it requires that you understand as much law as you do technology.”
“In communications, familiarity breeds apathy.”
“The difference between closing or opening your eyes is the choice between the imagined vs real. Blinking is only human.”
“It is in the blood of genius to love play for its own sake, and whether one uses one's skill on thrones or women, swords or pens, gold or fame, the game's the thing.”

Source : Gelett Burgess (1916). “The Romance of the Commonplace”
“A love to Christ which is so cowardly and selfish that it is unwilling to proclaim by a public confession its faith in Him who hung before all the world crucified for sinners, is a love which is hardly worth the name.”

Source : "Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers". Book by Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, 1895.

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