"There is no off position on the genius switch."

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Source : "Late Show with David Letterman", www.imdb.com. 1993 - 2015.

David Letterman

#Genius Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Position Quotes

“Sometimes when you're editing a movie, you have the thing that you don't expect - which is you make it longer and longer as you go along.”
“If you express yourself too much, you're considered weak.”
“Poetry is not a silent art. The poem must perform, unaided, in its reader's head. Educated readers give themselves a good performance. Educated listeners compare performance with text and with other performances. Good poets use the full resources of language.”
“So that, in effect, religion, which should most distinguish us from beasts, and ought most peculiarly to elevate us, as rational creatures, above brutes, is that wherein men often appear most irrational, and more senseless than beasts themselves.”
“Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests.”
“I think I'm in control of what I do and what I've done. I think that's the ultimate feminine power. Do as you want.”
“Let me just unsubscribe to my own mind already, because I don't get any of it.”

Source : Jandy Nelson (2010). “The Sky Is Everywhere”, p.48, Penguin
“The cameraâ€™s not a camera, really. Itâ€™s an open door we need to walk through.Â Itâ€™s up to us to keep moving our feet.”

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