"My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me."

-- Jackie Mason

#Differences Quotes #Doe Quotes #Stories Quotes

“The critics and the reviewers are more frightening than anything else!”

Source : "Twelve Tribes of Hattie Author Ayana Mathis Talks Fiction, Family, and (Sometimes) Faking It". Interview with Meredith Turits, www.glamour.com. December 17, 2012.
“No animal has to suffer for me to live.”

Source : FaceBook post by Linda Blair from Oct 30, 2015
“Mind is the Soul speaking and Conscience is the Spirit speaking.”
“Bourne concentrated on rest and mobility. From somewhere in his forgotten past he understood that recovery depended upon both and he applied rigid discipline to both.”

Source : Robert Ludlum (2013). “The Jason Bourne Series 3-Book Bundle: The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum”, p.155, Bantam
“I nod. Young love is not always forever. I know.”

Source : Julie Berry (2013). “All the Truth That's In Me”, p.138, Penguin
“People assume I'm out there having this great life, but money doesn't erase the pain. When you're young you barrel through life, making choices without thinking of repercussions. A few years down the line, you wake up in a certain place and wonder how the hell you got there.”
“It's easy to have chemistry when nobody is sitting on the bench.”
“How come when itâ€™s us, itâ€™s an abortion, and when itâ€™s a chicken, itâ€™s an omelette?”

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