"How come when itâ€™s us, itâ€™s an abortion, and when itâ€™s a chicken, itâ€™s an omelette?"

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Abortion Quotes #Religion Quotes

“I take no joy in mead nor meat, and song and laughter have become suspicious strangers to me. I am a creature of grief and dust and bitter longings. There is an empty place within me where my heart was once.”
“Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happy with only the autonomy of their shameless spirit.”
“I was raised with the Bible Belt mentality, and by coming to California, I came out of this dark place and unlearned a lot of things I'd been taught.”
“I recognize that I have the ability to be selfish, but I also recognize that you can't be happy if you only care about yourself at the expense of other people.”
“I grew up watching a lot of Italian and French movies, so I want to have that '70s look, in my dream movie. I want that thing that's not so much happening now, that's existentialist.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“If human beings are perceived as potentials rather than problems, as possessing strengths instead of weaknesses, as unlimited rather that dull and unresponsive, then they thrive and grow to their capabilities.”
“The poorest ploughman is in Christ equal with the greatest prince that is. Let them therefore have sufficient to maintain them...”

Source : Hugh Latimer (1842). “Select Sermons and Letters of Dr. Hugh Latimer”, p.79
“Leaders who led their organizations quietly and humbly, were much more effective than flashy, charismatic high profile leaders.”

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