#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes
“Oh, how short are the days! How soon the night overtakes us!”
Source : Courtney Summers (2012). “This Is Not a Test”, p.46, Macmillan
“Words for mental processes are all derived from physical things.”
Bob Hope
Comedian
Eddie Cantor
Comedian
Edgar Bergen
Actor
George Burns
Comedian
Groucho Marx
Comedian
John Barrymore
Actor
Mae West
Actress
Peter Sellers
Film actor
Rodney Dangerfield
Comedian