"I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts."

-- Gary Gulman

#Growing Up Quotes #Dad Quotes #Born Quotes

“We're trapped in linguistic constructs... all that is is metaphor.”
“Today, we're encouraged to believe that we should have a verbal interpretation for what we view as art - when in fact the words are an intrusion on the experience.”
“When it is dark, it seems to me as if I were dying, and I can't think any more.”
“Home is one's birthplace, ratified by memory.”
“Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself.”
“We all have a history of digital texts, posts, messages, reposts/tweets that are sitting out there and can be used by anyone for any reason.”
“Traveling is, and has always been, more popular than the traveler.”
“I must have been Cinderella. It was nice...I was so happy...I guess it's already midnight.”

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