"From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!"

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Predator Quotes

“It is common, and encouraged by many journals, for research to be judged by the impact factor of the journal that publishes it. But as a journal's score is an average, it says little about the quality of any individual piece of research.”

Source : "How journals like Nature, Cell and Science are damaging science" by Randy Schekman, www.theguardian.com. December 09, 2013.
“We learned to put discipline in the haircuts by using actual geometry, actual architectural shapes and bone structure. The cut had to be perfect and layered beautifully, so that when a woman shook it, it just fell back in.”
“Whatâ€™s the difference? Fill a hundred pits with dead Northmen, congratulations, have a parade! Kill one man in the same uniform as you? A crime. A murder. Worse than despicable. Are we not all men? All blood and bone and dreams?”
“I mean, of course, I love sci-fi and stuff like that, but I'm not, like, a comic book crazy guy.”
“We [Americans] know Martin Luther King Jr. as a statue. We know him as a holiday. We know him as a speech. We don't know him as a man. Most people don't even know the whole speech, just "I have a dream." They don't know what his speaking voice was like, how he looked at his wife, or that he had four kids.”
“If it weren't for people like the people in Berkeley, standing up for what they believe, we'd be living under Hitler.”
“Many say exploration is part of our destiny, but it's actually our duty to future generations and their quest to ensure the survival of the human species.”
“Men may dam it and say that they have made a lake, but it will still be a river. It will keep its nature and bide its time, like a caged animal alert for the slightest opening. In time, it will have its way; the dam, like the ancient cliffs, will be carried away piecemeal in the currents.”

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