"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror."

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Source : Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.88, Zondervan

Rodney Dangerfield

#Drinking Quotes #Doctors Quotes #Mirrors Quotes

“I'm not sure history has ended.”
“Green issues have been used as a marketing tool. Sometimes these green claims are completely meaningless.”
“All crises, once averted, become jokes.”
“May the humanity that is within every human being be held precious. The vice that underlies all vices is that we are held cheap by others, and far worse, that in our innermost soul we think cheaply of ourselves.”
“Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone.”
“When I write now, I pretend I'm holding hands with the old me. I try to make sense of all those questions for her...”
“I was doing a show at the National Youth Theatre, playing an old man. Before that I had played fat clowns and I thought, 'If I want to have the career I would like, I am going to have to lose weight.' I was just starting drama school, and found I was moving around a lot. I also started to eat sensibly. The weight just dropped off.”
“Over the years, the diamond industry has had a devastating impact in countries such as Sierra Leone, Angola and the Congo, where profits from the sale of diamonds have been used to fund brutal wars, with disastrous effects on local communities.”

Source : "Green Scene: Pop the Right Questions". www.dailymail.co.uk. February 07, 2009.

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