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“A year ago, I turned the final page of The Book of the Dead. I don't feel young any more.”
“To be a professional tennis player you need to put in these sort of hours.”
“In every European nation, there have been problems in history when the society was too divided.”
Source : Henry Clay, William Branch Giles (1827). “Mr. Clay's Speech on the Tariff: Or, The "American System," So Called ; Or, The Anglican System, in Fact, Introduced Here ; and Perverted in Its Most Material Bearing Upon Society, by the Omission of a System of Corn Laws, for the Protection of Agriculture”, p.80
“I'm no fan of what I've seen health insurance companies do.”
Billy Connolly
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Dara O Briain
Stand-up comedian
Frankie Boyle
Comedian
Jack Whitehall
Comedian
Jimmy Carr
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Jon Richardson
Comedian
Michael McIntyre
Stand-up comedian
Russell Brand
Comedian
Sean Lock
Comedian