"I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

#Funny Relationship Quotes #Wine Quotes #Men Quotes

“When better cherries are not to be had, We needs must take the seeming best of bad.”
“You can't tell your best buddy that you love him.”
“A competitor will find a way to win. Competitors take bad breaks and use them to drive themselves just that much harder. Quitters take bad breaks and use them as reasons to give up. It's all a matter of pride.”

Source : Nancy Lopez (2000). “The Complete Golfer”, Galahad Books
“Suffering Third World children have nutritional deficiencies not vaccine deficiencies.”
“What the carburetor, sparkplug and self-starter are to an automobile, initiative, private enterprise and executive ability are to industry as a whole, including the wage earner, wage payer, wage spender and wage saver, i.e., the investor. If the sparkplug and self-starter get out of commission, the car will come to a standstill.”
“You can trace a through-line from the eighties to the present, and in retrospect Trump was always one of the minor avatars of a certain business model, all through that time. One based on branding, celebrity, and exploiting certain quirks of media form for fun and profit. In some ways he is not all that exceptional.”
“Science is the one human activity that is truly progressive. The body of positive knowledge is transmitted from generation to generation.”
“Nothing extraordinary is achieved through ordinary means.”

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