"She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!"."

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Identity Quotes

“Justice is the bread of the nation; it is always hungry for it.”
“The very cave you are afraid to enter turns out to be the source of what you are looking for.”

Source : "A Joseph Campbell Companion: Reflections on the Art of Living". Book edited by Diane K. Osbon, 1991.
“My dad would throw me in the picture if they needed an extra. From an early age, I understood the concept that, if you're not the star, then your job is to not pull attention away from the star,”
“I love going to the runway shows. It's not so much for me a shopping trip as it is the appreciation of the craft of these design geniuses who come up with beautiful color combinations and beautiful proportion suggestions and these kind of ideas, so I look at the runway shows in very different ways, just kind of a romantic artistic interpretation of how they would like to see fashion going forward, but for me it's much more abstract. The runway shows are much more abstract than you know what ends up on people is much more real to me.”

Source : Source: bigthink.com
“What we suffer for is enriched by our suffering until it becomes priceless.”

Source : Mary Hartwell Catherwood (2012). “Lazarre”, p.292, tredition
“A tendency to fly too straight at a goal, instead of circling around it, often carries one too far.”
“If we can get people to focus on fruits and vegetables and more healthy foods, we'll be better in terms of our healthcare situation.”
“I'm not going to let Defense Distributed go into a pro-social NGO territory. "We should really have more women on the board." That's navel-gazing and destructive ultimately. You have to have a kind of white-hot core identity. So far, I'm in touch with it.”

Source : Source: motherboard.vice.com

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