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Rodney Dangerfield
"A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower."
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Source : Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.22, Zondervan
Rodney Dangerfield
#Men Quotes
#Guy Quotes
#Wish Quotes
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“I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful. I don't understand people who hide from their past. Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.”
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“Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing.”
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“If I am a Republican shill, wouldn't you think I am the least amount of a threat to the president?”
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“Cannot The Kingdom of Salvation take me home?”
Source : "Song: 'To Live Is to Die'". 1988.
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“As you know macrobiotics has helped thousands of sick people; but this is kindergarten. The purpose of macrobiotics is to become free to change all of this world into what we want - unhappiness to happiness, sickness to health, war to peace, misery to love. When you attain this freedom you become the children of the Kingdom of Heaven.”
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“Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust.”
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“I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.”
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“A piece of simple goodness--a letter gushing from the heart; a beautiful unstudied vindication of the worth and untiring sweetness of human nature--a record of the invulnerability of man, armed with high purpose, sanctified by truth.”
