"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Real Quotes #Golf Quotes #Play Quotes

“I suspect victims; they win in the long run.”
“Nothing attracts me like a closed door. I cannot let my camera rest until I have pried it open.”
“True resignation, which always brings with it the confidence that unchangeable goodness will make even the disappointment of our hopes, and the contradictions of life, conducive to some benefit, casts a grave but tranquil light over the prospect of even a toilsome and troubled life.”
“Coming from having absolutely nothing to having a few grand in the bank, it was a big culture leap. I think that's why I went off the rails a bit really, 'cause there was no training for it. They didn't do fame in schools.”

Source : "Decca Aitkenhead meets Craig Charles". www.theguardian.com. March 15, 2009.
“Nothing human is foreign to us”

Source : Edward G. Robinson, Leonard Spigelgass (1973). “All my yesterdays: an autobiography”
“For the soul to be well, it needs to be with God.”
“If you decide to run for the leadership, you have to go through it with the people you love. But you also have to protect them and I am determined to protect my mum.”
“If we ask of the saints how they achieved spiritual effectiveness, they are only able to reply that, insofar as they did it themselves, they did it by love and prayer.”

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