"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Rodney Dangerfield

#Funny Quotes #Science Quotes #Parent Quotes

“I guess I strike people as very serious, or very intense.”
“It has been said that the position of woman is the test of civilization, and that of our women was secure. In them was vested our standard of morals and the purity of our blood.”
“Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.”
“With two thousand years of Christianity behind him... a man can't see a regiment of soldiers march past without going off the deep end. It starts off far too many ideas in his head.”
“I've never made a secret of my homosexuality.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.”
“You're never too old for anything!”

Source : "The white hot Betty White". Interview with Katie Couric, www.cbsnews.com. June 4, 2012.
“The cost of assessing risk is now often greater than the cost of failing.”

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