"The TSA is under fire for major security lapses. The TSA has let through pipe bombs, knives, and the last three Nicolas Cage movies."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Fire Quotes #Tsa Quotes #Knives Quotes

“I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that's the truth.”

Source : "Jimmy Fallon And Baby Winnie Cover ‘People’ In Matching Suits" By Jessica Samakow, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 12, 2014.
“Every man is a creative cause of what happens, a primum mobile with an original movement.”
“On the ordinary view of each species having been independently created, we gain no scientific explanation.”

Source : Charles Darwin (2015). “Delphi Complete Works of Charles Darwin (Illustrated)”, p.5428, Delphi Classics
“They can bite, but cannot be us, They can come and pick up little slang but cannot see us, You ought to be ashamed trying to fit in my adidas, So Run like DMC like you don't know you got no heater”
“If you have any of these qualities... love, kindness, compassion, sincerity and truth in your heart.... you will always find your way home.”
“If He isn't Lord of all, He isn't Lord at all.”
“The passionate are like men standing on their heads, they see all things the wrong way.”
“A director shouldn't get in the way of the movie, the story should.”

Source : "Prison Bound". Interview with Stephen Short, www.cnn.com.

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