Tsa famous quotes

Bridget adds, "Did Anyone bring a weapon?" "Confiscated," Zach admits for both of us. Vesper holds up her metal fingernail file. "They didn't take this." We're dealing with the forces of evil," I point out. "Not the TSA.
-- Cynthia Leitich Smith

#Tsa #Evil #Add

The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.
-- Douglas Wilson

#Dark #Thinking #Tsa

It would be unwise to say the least, irresponsible of us at the TSA, at the Homeland Security Department not to evolve our technology to match the changing threat environment that we inhabit.
-- Janet Napolitano

#Technology #Tsa #Would Be

It's not an Israeli model, it's a TSA, screwed-up model. It should actually be the person who's looking at the ticket and talking to the individual. Instead, they've hired people to stand around and observe, which is a bastardization of what should be done.
-- John Mica

#Talking #Tsa #People

Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have to take the liquids out, now we have to be patted down in our private areas because of the diaper bomber.
-- John Mica

#Shoes #Tsa #Diapers

What we're going to do is try to get TSA out of the human resources and personnel business and into the security business to connect the dots.
-- John Mica

#Tsa #Trying #Dots

I want to take TSA to the next level.
-- John S. Pistole

#Tsa #Next Level #Levels

The TSA holds its screener work force to the highest standards of security and professionalism, .. and will continue to focus on these principles as critical elements in the ongoing effort to provide the traveling public with world-class security and world-class customer service.
-- Robert Johnson

#Tsa #Class #Effort

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.
-- William Regal

#Tsa #Wwe #Airports

While Admiral Neffenger is an impressive man, it is naive and dangerous to pretend installing one director can heal what ails TSA, the Department of Homeland Security needs to admit that it has a crisis of bureaucratic complacency - lacking an overarching vision and coherent measures of success and failure.
-- Benjamin E. Sasse

#Success #Men #Tsa

The TSA is under fire for major security lapses. The TSA has let through pipe bombs, knives, and the last three Nicolas Cage movies.
-- Conan O'Brien

#Fire #Tsa #Knives

I've got a lot of folks who want to get rid of TSA, a bunch of them.
-- Mike Rogers

#Tsa #Want #Bunch